Fantasy Football Team Names
Behold, The Fantasy Football Team Name-inator!
One day I was watching NFL preseason football preparing to play
in my regular fantasy football league. The league I play in is run by
some fans of New England and I've had the same name now for two years in a row. They
once threatend to make my league membership self destruct because of the name. I don't know
what the big deal was, I named it after a new invention I had for decreasing the
size of the my little rubber ducky so I could get it through customs more easily. I called it
a "deflate-inator". Anyway, they got all mad and told me couldn't play in their
league anymore if I didn't change my name. Bunch of Cry Brady(s) if you ask me.
So anyway, like I was saying, I was planning to play in this league and to make enough in
winnings to fund my schemes to take over the tri-state area, but I couldn't even get back into the league
without coming up with a fresh new team name. As I started thinking about it
it occurred to me that I can't be the only one with this problem. So I decided to
create an new device! A fantasy football team name generator! But, while "generator" sounds a
little bit like "inator", it's definitely not the same thing. So I rebranded it to the fantasy football
name inator! You just push the button that activates it and it creates a team name suitable for
a fantasy team destined to win a championship.